A collaborative comic insult poem by Alex Hohmann, Denica Maravilla, Kevin Plumtree and Morgan Proctor
My Date With Your Mother
My Date With Your Mother
Your mother is so rotund that the mass of several suns could take up residence within the confines of her pantaloons.
Your mother is so intensely grotesque that verily, Medusa herself would transform to stone upon gazing at her visage.
Your mother is so impoverished she was compelled to cut a ha’penny in half.
Your mother is so ancient that she is frequently mistaken for a leather valise left near the tracks of the train station.
Your mother is so promiscuous and lacks discretion in her affairs.
And I should know.
